The story begins when the ambiguously Trojan prince Orlando runs off with the Greek King Erotic’s young wife Ellen. Enraged, King Erotic wages war on Troy and gathers his Greek army to attack. Now it’s up to Awesomest, Troy’s bumbling impostor general to lead 300 Trojan soldiers against King Erotic’s million man army. Why only 300? Because the Gods said so, that’s why. Don’t ask so many damn questions. Will Awesomest overcome his many shortcomings and help Troy withstand the million-man Greek army?
